Really, I’m not.
But I do love my country. I hate it too and sometimes the people just piss me off, but I do love my India.
I know a lot of patriotic songs: Saare Jahaan Se Acha, Vande Mataram, and one that goes very fast and ends in: “HINDUSTANI”. Slow the ef down man. Seriously.
I wish I was more Indian. For example, I wish I could (almost) rap like that “HINDUSTANI” song or speak Hindi or Konkani without getting so flustered. I’m a Goan gangsta though so you watch your face. I wish I could know more about our rich history or be vegetarian so people thought I wasn’t a fake India or a “findian”.
What I am so damn proud of though is that I can say the following to my friends:
- I am going to the foreign
- AI SAIBA
- Marega saala. Huutt!
- Ek Tha Tiger
Okay. That is all.
Happy Independence Day home place.