I think I decided I wanted to be an artist last month. I say “think” because there were blank canvases and acrylic paint with some cheap paintbrushes in my house. I don’t like the paintbrushes much.
I decided to paint the whole canvas yellow.
Then I decided it needed borders. Red borders like this:
Van Gogh, Claire says. I’m her biggest fan of complimenting me.
I sent both these pictures to Claire to ask her what I needed to paint and she said what I was thinking but we both knew because it was SO obvious. I had to draw an — DUN DUN DUN —
It’s an octopus tree. Duh.
Parents, you might want to think about showing this to your children, in case they become too awesome for their pants or something.
He’s a vicious one. He means well though.
This is where it all went downhill. Down down down. I thought there were too few leaves so I made more and then I couldn’t stop. It was like I was possessed by the Octatree spirit.
Calm down bro.
This is Sparta. Did I just name him?